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The Cincinnati Reds are an American professional baseball team based in Cincinnati, Ohio. They compete in Major League Baseball (MLB) as a member club of the National League (NL) Central division. They were a charter member of the American Association in 1882 and joined the NL in 1890.The Reds played in the NL West division from 1969 to 1993, before joining the Central division in 1994. They have won five World Series championships, nine NL pennants, one AA pennant, and 10 division titles. The team plays its home games at Great American Ball Park, which opened in 2003 replacing Riverfront Stadium. Bob Castellini has been chief executive officer since 2006.

Jared angrily mentioned in a review, "This might be the most cringeworthy experience in all of sports. Cincinnati Reds make you believe every year, even when there's no reason you should. Then they go out and ACTUALLY spend money in free agency. I can't tell you how rare that is for this team, but have you ever seen Halley's Comet? That rare. They come out with slogans like "Take the Central" and then go .500 against a 114 loss team. This team is going to let you down. You know that. You'll even come to expect that. You'll find yourself up 5 runs in the 2nd inning just wondering how in the hell your teams going to lose tonight. Let me ask you a question, If a deer is shot in the head but still breathing, you'd put it down right? It's the humane thing to do, right? Not this team. This team will rarely ever take you out back and put you out of your misery early. Oh no, not this team. They're going to make you hold on in pain until you take your very last breath. You'll find yourself time and time again just sitting wherever you are, stunned, depressed and asking yourself how THAT just happened. And then when the initial shock wears off you'll start asking yourself how does that, ALWAYS happen. You start to understand what addicts go through because you just can't stop. The pain, the misery, you come back for more day after day. If I caught you in time, if this review helps just one person I just have two bits of advice. Don't do drugs, and don't be a Cincinnati Reds fan."

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